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"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

When two philosophers date. So

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

You make me feel like dancing!

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Tango

Tunnel of fleeting love.

Attention Span Man

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

William Tell Overture

"I have a great idea. Come up to my place and we'll watch all 13 episodes of House of Cards!"

"Is this a sex thing?"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

I think we're alone now!

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

Snake Charmer

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

Beach Attraction

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

Happy Hour

"That's sweet, but what does 'bulbous' mean?"