Flirtatious Flirt T-Shirts

"I've always had a thing for women with big....hair!"

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

When two philosophers date. So

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

You make me feel like dancing!

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'Do you come here often?'

Tunnel of fleeting love.

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Tango

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Attention Span Man

"Wanna go out?"

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"Is this a sex thing?"

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"I have a great idea. Come up to my place and we'll watch all 13 episodes of House of Cards!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

Snake Charmer

I think we're alone now!

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

Beach Attraction

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

Happy Hour