Flirtatious Thinker T-Shirts

"Would you regard yourself as an impressionable woman?"

Beach flirting

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Attention Span Man

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"Is this a sex thing?"

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

I think we're alone now!

Snake Charmer

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

"Oh, I beg your pardon – I'm just looking for my husband."

"You make me want to be a bigger man."

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

'The frowsting bacchant kept his shelty vicinal.'

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'She hates swimming...loves being rescued.'

'Ever thought about living in a monastery?'

"£200,000, that's going to but one great holiday."

Nice For His Boots!

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

"You're the strong, silent type. I like that in a man."

"Hi, handsome."

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"

"The least you could do is move over one seat and offer to make me happy for the rest of my life."

'I dreamt about work last night. You sure looked cute in a bikini.'

Rural Life - 'The water is marvellous ... you're silly not to come in and join me, Virginie'