Flirtatious Fantasist T-Shirts

I can't believe I'm waiting on a comic strip legend! Won't you take off that beret and let down your beautiful Prince Valiant hair? Perhaps later, back at my castle, fair damsel! Menu.

I only have eyes for you

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

When two philosophers date. So

Beach flirting

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Attention Span Man

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

'I love it when you oink dirty to me...'

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"Is this a sex thing?"

"The catch of the day, madame, is me!"

Love

Snake Charmer

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

I think we're alone now!

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"

"Oh, I beg your pardon – I'm just looking for my husband."

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

"You make me want to be a bigger man."

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'She hates swimming...loves being rescued.'

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

'Ever thought about living in a monastery?'

"You should only believe half of what I tell you."

"I'm the most pathetic man on earth."

"£200,000, that's going to but one great holiday."

Nice For His Boots!

'Permission to flirt with the witness, your honor?'