Flirtatious Free Spirit T-Shirts

'Just look at THAT - poured into that dress and didn't say 'when'!'

Beach flirting

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Attention Span Man

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"Is this a sex thing?"

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

I think we're alone now!

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

Snake Charmer

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"Oh, I beg your pardon – I'm just looking for my husband."

"You make me want to be a bigger man."

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'She hates swimming...loves being rescued.'

Nice For His Boots!

'Ever thought about living in a monastery?'

"Do you play?"

"£200,000, that's going to but one great holiday."

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

'I dreamt about work last night. You sure looked cute in a bikini.'

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

"They call me Little Miss Neckbreaker!"

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"

"Hi, handsome."

"You're the strong, silent type. I like that in a man."

"The least you could do is move over one seat and offer to make me happy for the rest of my life."