Flirtatious Romancer T-Shirts

"God, you're hot-blooded!"

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Beach flirting

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

You make me feel like dancing!

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Tango

Tunnel of fleeting love.

Attention Span Man

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

William Tell Overture

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"I have a great idea. Come up to my place and we'll watch all 13 episodes of House of Cards!"

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"Is this a sex thing?"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

Beach Attraction

Snake Charmer

I think we're alone now!

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"