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'The young lady at the end of the bar would like to buy you a haircut.'

"Oh, by the way dear, before I forget. Your new pension card came this morning."

"Do you play?"

Valentine Chase.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Beach flirting

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

You make me feel like dancing!

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Tango

Tunnel of fleeting love.

William Tell Overture

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

"Is this a sex thing?"

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I have a great idea. Come up to my place and we'll watch all 13 episodes of House of Cards!"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

Snake Charmer

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

Beach Attraction

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

I think we're alone now!

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

"That's sweet, but what does 'bulbous' mean?"