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"You know, my mother always used to kiss it to make it better!"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Beach flirting

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

Daughters at Bedtime

How I met your mother

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

Hog Futures

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

Centaur falls in love.

The Battle of the Pictures.

William Tell Overture

'This chicken has no taste or character.' 'I thought you wanted to eat it, not offer it a job.'

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

Chicken Funeral Planning.

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'Remember the book about the scary monsters, Honey? Well, your father's relatives can't hurt you, either.'

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

'He said, but for you he wouldn't have stuck your credit card to the roof of his mouth in the first place...'

"It's just thrived since I let it have Harry!"

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'