Flirtatious Kindhearted T-Shirts

'He tells his missus he only pops in here for a little piece and quiet!'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

You make me feel like dancing!

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Tunnel of fleeting love.

Tango

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Attention Span Man

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"Is this a sex thing?"

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"I have a great idea. Come up to my place and we'll watch all 13 episodes of House of Cards!"

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

Snake Charmer

I think we're alone now!

Beach Attraction

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

Happy Hour

'Mom, Ed rid us of household pests, but now he's become one.'

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

"That's sweet, but what does 'bulbous' mean?"