Flirtatious Kindhearted T-Shirts

'He tells his missus he only pops in here for a little piece and quiet!'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

You make me feel like dancing!

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Tango

Attention Span Man

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Is this a sex thing?"

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

Snake Charmer

Beach Attraction

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

I think we're alone now!

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

Happy Hour

'Yes, you can walk me home - My husband loves a good fight!'

"You make me want to be a bigger man."