Flirtatious Heart T-Shirts

I heart you!

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

When two philosophers date. So

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

You make me feel like dancing!

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Tunnel of fleeting love.

Tango

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Attention Span Man

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

"I have a great idea. Come up to my place and we'll watch all 13 episodes of House of Cards!"

"Is this a sex thing?"

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

I think we're alone now!

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

Snake Charmer

Beach Attraction

Happy Hour

'Mom, Ed rid us of household pests, but now he's become one.'

"That's sweet, but what does 'bulbous' mean?"