Flirtatious Heart Pillows

I heart you!

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

You make me feel like dancing!

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Tango

Attention Span Man

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"Is this a sex thing?"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

Beach Attraction

Snake Charmer

I think we're alone now!

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

"You make me want to be a bigger man."

'Yes, you can walk me home - My husband loves a good fight!'