Flirtatious At Heart Pillows

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

Rural Life - 'The water is marvellous ... you're silly not to come in and join me, Virginie'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Beach flirting

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Attention Span Man

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Is this a sex thing?"

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"I find that, the older you get, the bigger your jewelry has to get."

Beach Attraction

I think we're alone now!

Snake Charmer

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"You know, my mother always used to kiss it to make it better!"

"Oh, I beg your pardon – I'm just looking for my husband."

"You make me want to be a bigger man."

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

"That's sweet, but what does 'bulbous' mean?"

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

'She hates swimming...loves being rescued.'

"Do you play?"

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

Nice For His Boots!

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

"In the bad old days, Nigel used to spend much of his time drinking and 'picking up birds'. . ."

"My boss has a beautiful mind. His buns are toasty too!"

"You're the strong, silent type. I like that in a man."

"The least you could do is move over one seat and offer to make me happy for the rest of my life."

'Really? I wasn't aware AARP had a clothing line.'

"Hi, handsome."

'I dreamt about work last night. You sure looked cute in a bikini.'

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"