Flirtatious Fun-seeker Pillows

"Come play doubles with us, Danny."

"Not all lobsters, babe. I'm just looking for a good time."

'Really? I wasn't aware AARP had a clothing line.'

'Cheeky sods! I'm sure they're mentally dressing us.'

'Shall we go back to the disco now? I also promised Steve he could see me home.'

'You're very clean-shaven for someone who can't use a mirror.'

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

"Looks like some kid got a scooter for Christmas. Just what we need...another cool guy in the neighborhood."

"Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Beach flirting

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Bunny Hop Hug

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

X. O. Whaddaya say we take a break from tic-tac-toe for some hugs 'n' kisses?

Beach Attraction

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

"£200,000, that's going to but one great holiday."

What'll it be, hon'? I'll have the illusion that you calling me "hon" means you want me.

Mingling with a Tingling: Another Novel in the 'Networking with Passion' Series.

"Do you play?"

Nice For His Boots!

"Happy National Pride Month."

'Couldn't you just eat the blonde - and have the other for dessert!'

"In the bad old days, Nigel used to spend much of his time drinking and 'picking up birds'. . ."

Rural Life - 'The water is marvellous ... you're silly not to come in and join me, Virginie'

R.A. is a nympho.

'So maybe I am a real animal...don't you believe in animal rights?'

"Why don't you come inside and let me give you a nightcap."

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'