Flamboyant Fun Seeker Pillows

"Happy National Pride Month."

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'Even More Disciples'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

The Final Selfie

Jesus breaks the bread.

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

Bunny Hop Hug

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Cross Umbrella

'Fathers Day.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Cheesus

Desert Island Water skiing.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"My children, Pastor. This is 'Forgive' and this is 'Forget'."

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

Fly rides the wacky windshield,

Flamo the Fire Eater offering light to female bar patron

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'

"Take me to your toilet..!"

"Hello! Go ahead, Syracuse, New York."

Moments before Neville found his meaning,

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

Mingling with a Tingling: Another Novel in the 'Networking with Passion' Series.

'And God created man in his own image.'

'Weeeeeeee!!'

"… open the doors, and see all the people."

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."