Lighthearted Fun Seeker Pillows

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'Even More Disciples'

The Final Selfie

Shoe repair

Jesus breaks the bread.

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

Tunnel of Workaholics

Bunny Hop Hug

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Cross Umbrella

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Fathers Day.'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Cheesus

Desert Island Water skiing.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"My children, Pastor. This is 'Forgive' and this is 'Forget'."

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

Fly rides the wacky windshield,

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'

"Hello! Go ahead, Syracuse, New York."

"Happy National Pride Month."

"… open the doors, and see all the people."

'Weeeeeeee!!'

'Listen, be fair, George - it's your TURN to take Mrs McCarthy for her lesson.'

Mingling with a Tingling: Another Novel in the 'Networking with Passion' Series.

'And God created man in his own image.'

"Do you offer a warranty?"

"They said the new pews would be here 10 weeks ago! I've had it - I won't stand for this any longer!"