Lighthearted Fun Seeker Gifts

I'm playing "Birds with Anger Issues"!

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

The Final Selfie

'Even More Disciples'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Shoe repair

Jesus breaks the bread.

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

Bunny Hop Hug

Tunnel of Workaholics

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

X. O. Whaddaya say we take a break from tic-tac-toe for some hugs 'n' kisses?

'Fathers Day.'

Cross Umbrella

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Jesus Seals the Hick...

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Desert Island Water skiing.

Cheesus

"Stay back. I don't know what he's got, but I'm afraid it's catching."

"My children, Pastor. This is 'Forgive' and this is 'Forget'."

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

Fly rides the wacky windshield,

"Hello! Go ahead, Syracuse, New York."

'Weeeeeeee!!'

"… open the doors, and see all the people."

'Listen, be fair, George - it's your TURN to take Mrs McCarthy for her lesson.'

"Happy National Pride Month."

Mingling with a Tingling: Another Novel in the 'Networking with Passion' Series.

'And God created man in his own image.'

'Could you straighten my little brother out? -- he has the Trinity mixed up with the Three Stooges.'