Light-hearted Humor Seeker Gifts

Shoe repair

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Family members!

A Golden Non-Retriever

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Static cling."

Unicorn Working From Home

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Daffodil bulbs

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

Drinking Companions

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'

Chicken Funeral Planning.

Nit and Flea picking 'Next please...'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

'Vacuums!'

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

Meds Toast

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

"Well, class, HUMOR isn't usually considered a basic sense, but we'll add it anyway..."

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

Pioneers of the ancient west

Surreal Ale Pub.

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"