Light-hearted Humor Seeker Mugs

Shoe repair

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Family members!

A Golden Non-Retriever

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Unicorn Working From Home

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Static cling."

Daffodil bulbs

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

Drinking Companions

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Chicken Funeral Planning.

'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'

Nit and Flea picking 'Next please...'

Meds Toast

'Vacuums!'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Well, class, HUMOR isn't usually considered a basic sense, but we'll add it anyway..."

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

Pioneers of the ancient west

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

Surreal Ale Pub.

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"