Thoughtful Humor Seeker Mugs

Meds Toast

"I am not lazy. I am a cliche."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Family members!

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Unicorn Working From Home

"Static cling."

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Shoe repair

Drinking Companions

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Chicken Funeral Planning.

'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'

Nit and Flea picking 'Next please...'

Pioneers of the ancient west

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"Well, class, HUMOR isn't usually considered a basic sense, but we'll add it anyway..."

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Ariel prepares for her big date.

Guru Shifted Thinking

"It doesn't work on geese."

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

The thinker Easter egg