Lighthearted Laugh Seeker Gifts

'Listen, be fair, George - it's your TURN to take Mrs McCarthy for her lesson.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

Bald Man Overcomb

'The end. Well, time for bed. What are you writing?'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Shoe repair

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

Football heads...

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

When Stupid People Get an Idea

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

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