Laugh Seeker Gifts

'Joking or non-joking?'

'Every year it's the same thing. I resolve to lose a ton and you say you're going to control your anger.'

'He came in for an interview 3 hours ago, and I made the mistake of telling him to make himself comfortable.'

Well, that was a total waste of time!

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

Sometimes a Good Excuse to Get off the Telephone is Hard to Find

Drunk Barber

They'll be ready this time next week.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'You call that a comedy routine? Seriously, it was laughable!'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Died laughing.

'Sure I could give you this shot in the arm, but I need a laugh!'

'Internet trolls don't live under bridges. Can't get a mobile signal under there.'

Standup comic doing pro-bono work in isolated rural area.

Easter Island Comedy Night.

'Hey Vinnie! Come quick! Your mail order Bride's arrived!'

The playful dentist

At the camel-dromedary peace talks

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'

Minute Rice.

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"LOL!"

Jimmy Carr

"You've got tallyhosis!"

"The tmemptmation wath thoo greath."

Standup comic doing pro-bono work in isolated rural area

"Projectile hairballing."

Flop Blood

Thanksgiving at the Gobbler Club

Chin Game.

"Ha haaa! That's funny. . . I'm ruined."