Laugh Seeker Gifts

'Joking or non-joking?'

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

'Every year it's the same thing. I resolve to lose a ton and you say you're going to control your anger.'

'He came in for an interview 3 hours ago, and I made the mistake of telling him to make himself comfortable.'

Well, that was a total waste of time!

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

Sometimes a Good Excuse to Get off the Telephone is Hard to Find

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'Internet trolls don't live under bridges. Can't get a mobile signal under there.'

They'll be ready this time next week.

Drunk Barber

'Sure I could give you this shot in the arm, but I need a laugh!'

Died laughing.

'You call that a comedy routine? Seriously, it was laughable!'

"Remember - don't say anything shocking or outrageous, in case somebody finds it shocking or outrageous."

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Standup comic doing pro-bono work in isolated rural area.

"You've got tallyhosis!"

Minute Rice.

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'

"The tmemptmation wath thoo greath."

The playful dentist

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Jimmy Carr

"LOL!"

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

At the camel-dromedary peace talks

Easter Island Comedy Night.

'Hey Vinnie! Come quick! Your mail order Bride's arrived!'

"What did Jesus order?"

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"Thanks you've been a great audience, especially the guy in the third row with the great laugh."