Light-hearted Humor Gifts

" When you're done fooling around with those lights, come and eat your dinner, it's getting cold!"

Sorry it's so dark in here - We've got a short circuit somewhere.'

"Guys aren't very good at sharing their feelings, are they?"

Get crazy once in a while

A Golden Non-Retriever

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

Shoe repair

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'Vacuums!'

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

Surreal Ale Pub.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

'What colour is a hiccup?'

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

'I believe it's 'feed a fever and starve a lawyer.''

"Is the light bothering you?"

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

'Hello? Animal control?'

"It's face painting Friday."

"Doctor I think I'm a moth..."

Giving thanks.

Golf ball escaping.

"Dude, don't say it..."

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'