Light Humor Gifts

'What colour is a hiccup?'

"Dude, don't say it..."

A Golden Non-Retriever

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

Shoe repair

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

'How now, brown cow?'

Surreal Ale Pub.

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Vacuums!'

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

"Is the light bothering you?"

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

Giving thanks.

We couldn't help but notice, Mary, that you got a new fleece, and it's white as snow.

"We'll be well into January before that post-holiday smile fades."

I was bitten by a radioactive bedbug – My superpower is getting a solid eight hours of sleep every night. Wow. So lucky.

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

Ed's Pizza and the Cardiology Clinic.

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

"Damn kids and their graffiti."

" When you're done fooling around with those lights, come and eat your dinner, it's getting cold!"

'It was the menu in this pub that drove me to drink...'

"Happy Hump Day!"

When I went in they were discussing Tina Turner.

'Perhaps I should clarify. When I told you to drink plenty of fluids...'