Light Humor Prints

'What colour is a hiccup?'

"Dude, don't say it..."

A Golden Non-Retriever

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

Shoe repair

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Vacuums!'

Surreal Ale Pub.

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

"Is the light bothering you?"

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

Giving thanks.

"We'll be well into January before that post-holiday smile fades."

Ed's Pizza and the Cardiology Clinic.

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

" When you're done fooling around with those lights, come and eat your dinner, it's getting cold!"

"Damn kids and their graffiti."

'It was the menu in this pub that drove me to drink...'

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

Daybreak at bulb camp

"Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing!"

When I went in they were discussing Tina Turner.