Lighthearted Humor Prints

'Blind leading the blind'

"Let's cross over, those LED street lamps give me a real buzz..."

A Golden Non-Retriever

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

Shoe repair

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

'Vacuums!'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Surreal Ale Pub.

'What colour is a hiccup?'

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

"Is the light bothering you?"

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

Beach Attraction

Yeti/Not Yeti

Giving thanks.

Carpet cleaning

A Human balloon being sold to a child balloon.

I slept funny last night!

"Dude, don't say it..."

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

'Let me put it this way...don't start watching any miniseries on TV.'

" When you're done fooling around with those lights, come and eat your dinner, it's getting cold!"

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

'It was the menu in this pub that drove me to drink...'