Light Humorist Prints

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"The Eggsorcist"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

Radiator jazz player

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

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'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Elevator Music

Kultural K9's.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration - 'War and Punishment'... it'll make us a bundle.

The Phantom Of The Garden

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Guitar pickin'