Light Humorist Gifts

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"The Eggsorcist"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

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'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Kultural K9's.

Elevator Music

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration - 'War and Punishment'... it'll make us a bundle.

The Phantom Of The Garden

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Guitar pickin'