Musical Humorist Gifts

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

The Phantom Of The Garden

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

'Apparently they're better than The Cure.'

'Let's get outta here. This place is nothin' but treble.'

'They'll get better in time, but right now I call them the 'Okay Chorale'.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

Chromatic Scale

"This next song's about pain."

The bells!

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."

"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."

'I find you guilty of a most criminal act...' says a judge to a musician playing songs from Eurovision.

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

'No offense taken. In all honesty, we still don't understand YOUR songs, either!'

"I haven't a friend in the world."

'I get really tired of him blowing his own horn all the time!'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Guitar pickin'

'He left a suicide note.'

"Just always have to 'one-up' me, don't you, Ron!?!"

Schenker discovers the true essence of humanity

Beggar playing for money, will stop for more money.

'La Donna E Mobile.'

'I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it's more of a wrap.'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

"There can be no doubt. This proves it. We gotta have more cow bell."

'And all this time you thought she was just being annoying.'

'Maybe the Oboe wasn't the best choice for a hoedown.'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

'You asked for a shoe horn.'

'I am too as fit as a fiddle. I'm just big-boned.'