Musical Humorist Pillows

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

The Phantom Of The Garden

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

'Let's get outta here. This place is nothin' but treble.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'They'll get better in time, but right now I call them the 'Okay Chorale'.'

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

Chromatic Scale

The bells!

"This next song's about pain."

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

"I haven't a friend in the world."

'I find you guilty of a most criminal act...' says a judge to a musician playing songs from Eurovision.

'No offense taken. In all honesty, we still don't understand YOUR songs, either!'

"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."

"Just always have to 'one-up' me, don't you, Ron!?!"

Guitar pickin'

'La Donna E Mobile.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

'I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it's more of a wrap.'

Schenker discovers the true essence of humanity

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'I get really tired of him blowing his own horn all the time!'

'He left a suicide note.'

"There can be no doubt. This proves it. We gotta have more cow bell."

Beggar playing for money, will stop for more money.

'...Dizzy Gillespie's banjo days.'

'Pluck me.'

"The piano's in tune, but the house is a little flat."

'You asked for a shoe horn.'

Complaints

Edward Elgar.

Historic Danish man using his helmet as a trumpet.