Musical Humorists Pillows

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

'I'm organic.'

Man donating to a musician is arrested for littering.

Busking Elephant

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Here we are."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Modern Major General

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Schrodinger's Black Box

Drummer

"The Just Me Band"

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Elevator Music

The Phantom Of The Garden

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Guitar pickin'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Rap-scallions

Berta screams out!

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Double Saxophone

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."