Musical Comedian Gifts

"Crikey it's Siegfried Bassoon!"

'What do you mean we'd be better off as a quartet?'

Musical Pipe

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

An amplified harp

Chugger Khan

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

'But how did you lose your harp?'

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

'Here's a little blues song I wrong about folks being socked with capital gains taxes when they 'buy low, sell high'. . .'

Need Three More Singers

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

'Uh...there's no medical reason why your ingrown toe-nail should interfere with that. . .'

Vivaldi's One Season

Violinist and boot

Three people playing on the same flute.

A family choir

qui-i-i-i-i-i-i-i... ...NOA-A-A-A!!!

"The Just Me Band"

"Tip my boy."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Zombie standup

Showbiz Awards

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.