Classical Music Comedian Gifts

William Tell Overture

'La Donna E Mobile.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Radiator jazz player

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"The Just Me Band"

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Elevator Music

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

The Phantom Of The Garden

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Guitar pickin'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Double Saxophone

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Rap-scallions

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Edward Elgar.

Zappo's Air Guitars.

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Dr. Phil takes it home.

An amplified harp

"Ding" "Dong"