Musician Humorist Gifts

'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'

"I'm singing the 'no one LIKED my vacation facebook post' blues."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"The Eggsorcist"

Radiator jazz player

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

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Elevator Music

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

The Phantom Of The Garden

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Guitar pickin'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Rap-scallions

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

Double Saxophone

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Edward Elgar.

No Instruments Please

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

Dr. Phil takes it home.

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"Ding" "Dong"