Classical Comedian Gifts

Concerto for Two Horns

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"The Just Me Band"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Every class has one. . .

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

Zappo's Air Guitars.

'Harold, I told you to take out the trash!'

An amplified harp

Musical Pipe

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Three people playing on the same flute.

A family choir

"Tip my boy."

Dante Alighieri

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

Pull my finger.

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

Buster Keaton

"Condense this down to a series of memes and we'll take another look at it."

My mind is like a steel trap, it's just a bit rusty.

Oh U! The German Periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

'Could you straighten my little brother out? -- he has the Trinity mixed up with the Three Stooges.'

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges

Violinist and boot