Classic Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

'Could you straighten my little brother out? -- he has the Trinity mixed up with the Three Stooges.'

Mr. Pickwick in the pound

Buster Keaton

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Marx Brothers.

Laurel & Hardy

'Who's Charlie Chaplin?'

'I'm not too happy about this new identity you lot have given me!'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Primitive magician

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"

Biliard Enthusiast

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

W.C. Fields

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

Moon Line UP

Dante Alighieri

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

'Now, Mrs Althorpe, if you think you see the man who assaulted you, we just want you to touch him on the shoulder.' (Mrs Althorpe beats a man up and then says she doesn't recognise any of them)

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"Miss, you said that a single rabbit could reproduce a hundred times a year? What about a married rabbit?"

"Is it wrong to be evasive and not answer questions?"

"Caw blimey Missus"-"He's a Carry-On Crow"

"I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

Sisyphus, 117 million years on

"I hope this isn't the start of an insensitive joke that was once considered funny."

Tessa