Classic Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

I'll bet with age would come wisdom, if only we would remember a @#%* thing.

Taking it Coolly.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

Dante Alighieri

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

'Now, Mrs Althorpe, if you think you see the man who assaulted you, we just want you to touch him on the shoulder.' (Mrs Althorpe beats a man up and then says she doesn't recognise any of them)

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

Sisyphus, 117 million years on

"I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

Buster Keaton

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"I hope this isn't the start of an insensitive joke that was once considered funny."

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

"When I said, 'Never bring a knife to a gunfight,' I figured the spoon and fork were also implied."

Laurel and Hardy police protection - "And don't worry about informing on the mob. I've arranged that two of my men give you 24 hour proctection."

'Could you straighten my little brother out? -- he has the Trinity mixed up with the Three Stooges.'

'Actually, my Dad never learned to talk - My Mom's a ventriloquist.'

American Gothic lol

Laurel & Hardy

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

'You'll never be as good as Morecambe and Wise,'

'If anyone calls, I've gone to look for Wally.'

Cut out and keep your own Butler.

Officer's Survival Training

Clown at custard pie factory, "Are you sure about hiring him Mr Wilkins?"