Lovers Of Classic Humor Gifts

They put me on hold.

"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

'Now, Mrs Althorpe, if you think you see the man who assaulted you, we just want you to touch him on the shoulder.' (Mrs Althorpe beats a man up and then says she doesn't recognise any of them)

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

Sisyphus, 117 million years on

"I hope this isn't the start of an insensitive joke that was once considered funny."

"When I said, 'Never bring a knife to a gunfight,' I figured the spoon and fork were also implied."

Marty Feldman

Buster Keaton

I'll bet with age would come wisdom, if only we would remember a @#%* thing.

Laurel and Hardy police protection - "And don't worry about informing on the mob. I've arranged that two of my men give you 24 hour proctection."

'Actually, my Dad never learned to talk - My Mom's a ventriloquist.'

'Could you straighten my little brother out? -- he has the Trinity mixed up with the Three Stooges.'

American Gothic lol

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges

'You'll never be as good as Morecambe and Wise,'

Laurel & Hardy

Clown at custard pie factory, "Are you sure about hiring him Mr Wilkins?"

Cut out and keep your own Butler.

'I'm not too happy about this new identity you lot have given me!'

"One of you will always wonder if this could have been settled differently."

Road Safety

"Now they'll never know who's on first."

A swell going riding is told to be careful because the horse is very fresh.

HMS Pinafore

Eskimo, Eskilarry, Eskicurly

Butler asking if the meat is too hard

"For what it's worth, 'Yo-ho-ho and chilled Pinot Grigio' actually rhymes."

'Hm, single female w/ wedding dress seeks serious relationship...'

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