Fans Of Classic Comedy Gifts

I'm to believe that various famous men over the years have left you money and jewelry? Disbelieve if you choose. And you haven't spent a cent? those men can't buy me. I won't spend their money. I'm my own woman. One hundred percent funded by my own hard work, social security, and sometimes I dig into the principal left by Moe and Curly. I'm going to need some time. I'd expect. Want a hot cocoa on the Stooges?

'You'll never be as good as Morecambe and Wise,'

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Moon Line UP

Dante Alighieri

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"Miss, you said that a single rabbit could reproduce a hundred times a year? What about a married rabbit?"

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"Is it wrong to be evasive and not answer questions?"

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? What, seriously? You mean you haven't installed personal security cameras?"

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

Tessa

Marty Feldman

OLD COMEDY vs. NEW COMEDY

Buster Keaton

"I'd like a full canteen with lemon."

I'll bet with age would come wisdom, if only we would remember a @#%* thing.

'Could you straighten my little brother out? -- he has the Trinity mixed up with the Three Stooges.'

Laurel and Hardy police protection - "And don't worry about informing on the mob. I've arranged that two of my men give you 24 hour proctection."

The Wi-Fi of Bath.

'There's no decent comedy on TV nowadays. Why don't they bring back Mr Blobby?'

Warning! This classic 70's comedy contains humour.

'He broke his wrist trying to open his medicine.'

'Over a hundred channels and nothing to watch!'

'Have you seen two men, messy looking, no shirts? They just escaped from the dungeon.'

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges

"Gee Hank, you've found comedy gold."

Laurel & Hardy

Trombone Practical Jokes

Hello, Mr Babcock, this is 1983 calling.

The red-nosed man discourseth