Classic Humor Lovers Gifts

'You certainly have a lot to learn about making obscene phone calls, young man!'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

Dante Alighieri

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

'Now, Mrs Althorpe, if you think you see the man who assaulted you, we just want you to touch him on the shoulder.' (Mrs Althorpe beats a man up and then says she doesn't recognise any of them)

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

Sisyphus, 117 million years on

I'll bet with age would come wisdom, if only we would remember a @#%* thing.

Buster Keaton

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"When I said, 'Never bring a knife to a gunfight,' I figured the spoon and fork were also implied."

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

"I hope this isn't the start of an insensitive joke that was once considered funny."

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

Laurel and Hardy police protection - "And don't worry about informing on the mob. I've arranged that two of my men give you 24 hour proctection."

'Actually, my Dad never learned to talk - My Mom's a ventriloquist.'

'Could you straighten my little brother out? -- he has the Trinity mixed up with the Three Stooges.'

'You'll never be as good as Morecambe and Wise,'

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges

American Gothic lol

Laurel & Hardy

'If anyone calls, I've gone to look for Wally.'

Clown at custard pie factory, "Are you sure about hiring him Mr Wilkins?"

Cut out and keep your own Butler.

'I'm not too happy about this new identity you lot have given me!'