Classical Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

The Force of Example.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'

The Enemy

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Dante Alighieri

"No, now all of out pillaging is done electronically from a centralized office."

Fun on the pyramids

'Now, Mrs Althorpe, if you think you see the man who assaulted you, we just want you to touch him on the shoulder.' (Mrs Althorpe beats a man up and then says she doesn't recognise any of them)

'My mom invented baths!'

Sisyphus, 117 million years on

"I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

'Rona Lisa

The Height of Impudence.

Col. Lionel Bellum.

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

I'll bet with age would come wisdom, if only we would remember a @#%* thing.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

She says she's the courtroom sketch artist.

"I hope this isn't the start of an insensitive joke that was once considered funny."

"The battle for the living room war about to heat up."

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

The hangman's badinage

Buster Keaton

Messalina- Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal