Classical Humor Enthusiast T-Shirts

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

The Force of Example.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

The Enemy

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Dante Alighieri

Fun on the pyramids

"No, now all of out pillaging is done electronically from a centralized office."

'Now, Mrs Althorpe, if you think you see the man who assaulted you, we just want you to touch him on the shoulder.' (Mrs Althorpe beats a man up and then says she doesn't recognise any of them)

'My mom invented baths!'

'Rona Lisa

Sisyphus, 117 million years on

"I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

The Height of Impudence.

"The battle for the living room war about to heat up."

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

Messalina- Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

Col. Lionel Bellum.

"I hope this isn't the start of an insensitive joke that was once considered funny."

The hangman's badinage

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

A servant unfamiliar with his mistress's voice