Classic Comedy Aficionados Gifts

'Are you SURE this is how Jerry Lewis got started?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Primitive magician

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"He looks just like your husband."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

Before he was taken away, Dr. Stuart Trust was the last known doctor to make HOUSE CALLS.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

W.C. Fields

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Moon Line UP

Dante Alighieri

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

'Beat it'

'Before you attack, may I ask you to ensure that my twelve defenceless, soon to be starving kids, get my will?'

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"I really gotta turn off these notifications."

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

Abbott and Costello meet Leo Tolstoy.

The Wackoman (Heat it).

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'