Classic Comedy Aficionados Mugs

'Are you SURE this is how Jerry Lewis got started?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Primitive magician

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"He looks just like your husband."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Moon Line UP

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

Dante Alighieri

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

"I only want one thing for Christmas. Straighten out Congress."

"I really gotta turn off these notifications."

How much for the lamp post?

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"