Classic Comedy Fans Mugs

"For what it's worth, 'Yo-ho-ho and chilled Pinot Grigio' actually rhymes."

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"That'll be five bucks."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Primitive magician

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Standard & Poor

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Yakety-Yak

The first case of resume padding.

"Don't go in there!!"

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'