Classic Comedy Aficionado Mugs

Dante Alighieri

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Primitive magician

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Biliard Enthusiast

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Moon Line UP

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"Miss, you said that a single rabbit could reproduce a hundred times a year? What about a married rabbit?"

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"This now concludes our broadcast day."

"Is it wrong to be evasive and not answer questions?"

"Caw blimey Missus"-"He's a Carry-On Crow"

"I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? What, seriously? You mean you haven't installed personal security cameras?"

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

Tessa

Laurel and Hardy police protection - "And don't worry about informing on the mob. I've arranged that two of my men give you 24 hour proctection."

Some gentlemen preparing for a hunt

Notary

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges

'He broke his wrist trying to open his medicine.'

'Over a hundred channels and nothing to watch!'