Classic Sitcom Aficionado Mugs

"This now concludes our broadcast day."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Dr Moo and the Cyber-Cows!

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

Dante Alighieri

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

Phil Silvers: Spot the Difference

Buster Keaton

'Could you straighten my little brother out? -- he has the Trinity mixed up with the Three Stooges.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges

'… the professor and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan's Isle.'

Laurel & Hardy

'Hello Cynthia, it's me...I thought I'd phone for a natter, Gerald's fallen asleep in front of the TV...trying to program the video.'

'I'm not too happy about this new identity you lot have given me!'

Bob Crane - Spot the Difference

Sid James and Tony Hancock.

'When we return, our handyman will begin installing a new layer of imported dirt. Stay tuned for the next episode of ... Flip This Hole.'

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

I Love Lucy Today

Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and James Gandolfini.

'I'm not sure our insurance will pay off - I just ran over Ed McMahon!'

'I know na-sink, na-sink!' - Sgt. Schultz's secret is discovered

"And being of sound mind... I leave it to beaver."

A man is standing up with a remote stuck between his butt cheeks-he says;'Nobody is going anywhere until the t.v. remote is found!'

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'

"Can I get these in purple?"

HMS Pinafore

A swell going riding is told to be careful because the horse is very fresh.

HONEY! I TOLD YOU THAT GRUMPY WERE GETTING SICK OF ALL THOSE POLITICAL COMMERCIALS!