Old Sitcom Fanatic Mugs

Ronnie Barker

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Astral Projection

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

John Cleese.

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

Haywatch

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Menopause and the City

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

John Laurie

Nativity - The sitcom

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

"Being married to her was the most miserable experience of my life, but I was able to develop a sitcom out of it."

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Jeffrey Tambor

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

Mind control