Old Sitcom Fanatic Gifts

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"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

Haywatch

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Nativity - The sitcom

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"Being married to her was the most miserable experience of my life, but I was able to develop a sitcom out of it."

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

Mind control

Jeffrey Tambor

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"