Wartime Sitcom Fan Gifts

'I know na-sink, na-sink!' - Sgt. Schultz's secret is discovered

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

Nativity - The sitcom

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"Being married to her was the most miserable experience of my life, but I was able to develop a sitcom out of it."

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

"This now concludes our broadcast day."

Mind control

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'That's not funny, Fred.'

Life is better with a laugh track and graphics.

Rowan Atkinson.

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

Sitcom/Sitcom with laugh track.

"Congratulations! It's a sitcom!"

'Last night Gary put me in an impossible position.'