Wartime Sitcom Fan Mugs

'I know na-sink, na-sink!' - Sgt. Schultz's secret is discovered

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

John Cleese.

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Menopause and the City

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

John Laurie

Nativity - The sitcom

"Being married to her was the most miserable experience of my life, but I was able to develop a sitcom out of it."

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

Mind control

"This now concludes our broadcast day."

'That's not funny, Fred.'

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

Life is better with a laugh track and graphics.

Sitcom/Sitcom with laugh track.

BBC repeats are for life not just Christmas.

"Congratulations! It's a sitcom!"

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

Dawn French.

'Last night Gary put me in an impossible position.'